Listed - Malt Liquor

In honor of Taylor's last post here is my ranking of Malt Liquors:

1. Olde English - This is the best tasting Malt Liquor. In theory you could enjoy this and not be in College or Homeless.
2. Mickey's - If O.E. is not available then this the next best. It becomes greatly improved with Orange Juice.
3. Colt 45 - Here is where it becomes shaky. I can take or leave Colt. I do not fell like I must finish my drink.
4. King Cobra - I will only drink this if A) its the only thing available, B) I am out of money C) I absolutely desperately need to get drunk. If two out of three of those categories are not meet, then skip over this.
5. Steele Reserve - There is never a reason to drink this.